999 hyper-motard. Admittedly, it's a bit on the tacky/excessive side, but very few bikes make me want to 2nd mortgage. I'd lose the white tank, murder it out of course.
what bling? what bike are you looking at? There are exotic trick parts, but they're all mechanical and purposeful. There is nothing unneeded on this bike, it's just that the things that are needed are really cool, which, I suppose, could be called "bling". Put on real tires and that thing's ready to go.
By "bling", I mean all the damn colors. It just smacks of American pride, red white and blue. And that reminds me of all the political ads on TV right now. Which makes me puke a little in my mouth.
In short, it looks too busy. For me. If you get into that, fine with me!
Like I (and I mean me) said, it'd be be blacked out and not so anodized, but holy crap what a hoot it would be to ride that thing on one wheel at 100 mph picking up chicks and spraying squares with your can of high life, laughing (in italian of course...)
Oh, I didn't get the red white and blue. The blue is just standard for aircraft style fittings on braided steel hoses (red and blue), so it just looks mechanical to me. You would love the bright yellow pickup I saw the other day with a USA flag tailgate. And by love, I mean not at all. Or maybe just a little.
You don't need to pick up chicks with it. You prove you don't care about picking up chicks by having a solo seat bike, (er, I mean "monoposto"), which is great for picking up chicks, but you have to really not want to pick up chicks, to... uh, "pick up chicks". It's a zen riddle. Smart people stop trying to solve it and get married.
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I don't get it.
So sick....
Little tiny exhaust....
999 hyper-motard. Admittedly, it's a bit on the tacky/excessive side, but very few bikes make me want to 2nd mortgage. I'd lose the white tank, murder it out of course.
That's what I don't get. All the bling.
K.I.S.S.
what bling? what bike are you looking at? There are exotic trick parts, but they're all mechanical and purposeful. There is nothing unneeded on this bike, it's just that the things that are needed are really cool, which, I suppose, could be called "bling". Put on real tires and that thing's ready to go.
Wow, that post was unusually jackass-sounding for me. Almost like someone else posted it from the computer in my shop.
I'm guessing Aaron? ;)
By "bling", I mean all the damn colors. It just smacks of American pride, red white and blue. And that reminds me of all the political ads on TV right now. Which makes me puke a little in my mouth.
In short, it looks too busy. For me. If you get into that, fine with me!
Like I (and I mean me) said, it'd be be blacked out and not so anodized, but holy crap what a hoot it would be to ride that thing on one wheel at 100 mph picking up chicks and spraying squares with your can of high life, laughing (in italian of course...)
F-in rad as hell...thats a hooligan bike if I've ever seen one
Oh, I didn't get the red white and blue. The blue is just standard for aircraft style fittings on braided steel hoses (red and blue), so it just looks mechanical to me. You would love the bright yellow pickup I saw the other day with a USA flag tailgate. And by love, I mean not at all. Or maybe just a little.
It will be hard for any pickup to top the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill...
Yeah, if this bike were just a little less busy color wise it'd be bad ass.
If one picked up chicks on this, where would they ride? Or do they just go back to your place and wait for you to come home later?
You don't need to pick up chicks with it. You prove you don't care about picking up chicks by having a solo seat bike, (er, I mean "monoposto"), which is great for picking up chicks, but you have to really not want to pick up chicks, to... uh, "pick up chicks". It's a zen riddle. Smart people stop trying to solve it and get married.
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